101 Combating Stupidity
102 You Too Can Do Housework
103 P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
104 How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
105 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas – Give Us Money
106 Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM
107 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly “Don’t Wash My Silks”)
108 Parenting – No, It Doesn’t End With Conception
109 Get a Life – Learn How To Cook
110 How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
111 Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right
112 Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
113 You – The Weaker Sex
114 Reasons To Give Flowers
115 How To Stay Awake After
116 Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom
117 Garbage – Getting It To the Curb
118A You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
118B The Morning Dilemma - If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
119 The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
120 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
121 How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
122 The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency
123 Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
124 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
125 You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
126 Honest, You Don’t Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
127 Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works
128 The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary
129 Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
130 Real Men Ask For Directions
131 How To Take Illness Like a Man
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