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101 Combating Stupidity
102 You Too Can Do Housework
103 P.M.S. – Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
104 How To Fill An Ice Cube Tray
105 We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas – Give Us Money
106 Understanding the Female Response To You Coming In Drunk At 4 AM
107 Wonderful Laundry Techniques (Formerly “Don’t Wash My Silks”)
108 Parenting – No, It Doesn’t End With Conception
109 Get a Life – Learn How To Cook
110 How Not To Act Like a Butthead When You Are Obviously Wrong
111 Spelling – Even You Can Get It Right
112 Understanding Your Financial Incompetence
113 You – The Weaker Sex
114 Reasons To Give Flowers
115 How To Stay Awake After
116 Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But the Bathroom
117 Garbage – Getting It To the Curb
118A You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try
118B The Morning Dilemma - If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
119 The Weekend and Sports Are Not Synonymous
120 How To Put The Toilet Seat Down
121 How To Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Get Lost
122 The Remote Control – Overcoming Your Dependency
123 Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes
124 How Not To Act Younger Than Your Children
125 You Too Can Be a Designated Driver
126 Honest, You Don’t Look Like Mel Gibson, Especially When Naked
127 Changing Your Underwear – It Really Works
128 The Attainable Goal – Omitting %@#*! From Your Vocabulary
129 Fluffing the Blankets After Farting is Not Necessary
130 Real Men Ask For Directions
131 How To Take Illness Like a Man
via James S Huggins’ Refrigerator Door
101 Avoiding Walking in Front of the TV
102 Doing Housework Without Complaining
103 Shopping: Buying What You Can Afford, Not What You Can Charge
104 Going to The Washroom Alone (formerly Coping Without My Friends)
105 Understanding the Male Response to “Do I Look OK?”
106 Exercise: How it Keeps You from Looking Like Your Mother
107 Learning How to Initiate Intimacy
108 How to Apologize When You Are Obviously Wrong
109 Understanding the Male Response to “Am I Fat?”
110 Dishwashers: Rinsing Before Is Not a Must
111 The Toilet Seat: I Can Learn to Put It Down Too
112 Using the Thesaurus: Alternatives to “Make Love”
113 “The Weekend” and “Long Boring Walks” Are Not Synonymous
114 How to Go Shopping With Your Mate and Not Embarrass Him
115 The Remote Control: Don’t Touch What You Can’t Handle
116 You Too Can Be the One to Hang Up the Phone
117 Honest, You Don’t Look Like Kim Bassinger – But You’re Acceptable
118 Hairspray: The Effects On The Ecosystem (formerly One Can Is Enough)
119 Runs In Your Nylons? It’s Not the End of the World
120 Fishing: Being Able to Bait Your Own Hook
121 Intimacy: More Than Just Lying There
122 Learning to Choose What to Wear In Less Than Four Hours
123 Vacations: Doing Without 4 Suitcases
124 Makeup: The Less is More Theory
125 Nagging: Stop the Insanity!
via James S Huggins’ Refrigerator Door
GetReception is a free webtool that you can use to check any area for cell phone reception by major carrier.
via GetReception.com
Snatch up these 5,000 condoms leftover from the 2008 Beijing Olympics. With inscriptions like faster, higher, and stronger, they’re a bargain at a starting bid of $730.
(via Gizmodo)
Orb for Macintosh has finally hit the streets, bringing with it OS X 10.5 and 10.6 compatibility that enables any and all media from iTunes to be sent out over the internet and consumed on any outside device with access to the web. We’re talking laptops, UMPCs, smartphones and even that ancient PC your grandmother still uses with Windows ME. There’s no mention of any DRM restrictions, and it’ll even allow you to stream live TV if you can manage to connect a tuner card to your Apple. Oh,and Orb is completely free?
(via Engadget)
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Image tricks is a freeware application for editing your photos and images using Mac OS X Core Image filters that transform your photos and apply advanced visual effects. This program also contains a powerful image generator for creating unique backgrounds and abstract images for business cards, web design, print materials and more.
(via Image Tricks)
Autumn Creek (click for full sized version) - (Photo by Crudmudgeon)
Enjoying the Sunshine (Photo by Crudmudgeon)
Dessert at the Longhorn Steakhouse -
Great for Sharing! Two peaks of chocolate cake packed with six types of chocolate, including chocolate mousse and fudge icing. Served with vanilla bean ice cream and real whipped cream.
(Photo by Crudmudgeon)
Azaleas last spring (photo by Crudmudgeon)
My sentiments exactly (photo by Crudmudgeon)
The Last Rose of 2009 (photo by Crudmudgeon)